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painfully-hemmo:

but imagine browsing the makeup aisle in target and Luke the employee walks up and babbles on about the sale going on with all of their cosmetics but then adds,”but really you’d be pretty with or with-out it” as he smiles and confidently struts away knowing he just nailed that line but a few minutes later you hear a crash and that tall boy who just hit on you is now sprawled out on the floor along with the display he ran into

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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seaking:

slay me

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spork:

im at work and the assistant that works here is singing demi lovato and im about to hit her in the face

Anonymous said: i just don't understand why bobby let's fans in their house omg -.-

criminiallar:

bobby is just /too/ chill. he’s one of those cool dads, and like all cool parents, can sometimes overstep and go too far and suddenly he’s telling the entire world his kid’s not a virgin. he just doesn’t know how not to be lovely and normal and accommodating to everyone, even to fans who overstep themselves and know they can because yes, bobby will let you into his house and touch and try on niall’s things and take photos and deliver all your fanmail to niall personally, always, without fail, it’s all the same to him, he shrugs and takes it with good grace even tho it’s just WTF????????? he’s so much like niall that way, where he just does it because he knows it makes people happy. this quote about sums it up:

"Another girl turned up from the US. She’d been driven here by her dad. It’s mad but I’m always polite. They’re the ones backing my boy after all." -GODDAMN BOBBY HORAN

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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overlord-kyogre:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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The year of Luigi isnt over fuckers

idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..